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OK, so an an atheist, I thought I’d try to get into this Christmas thing this year, but need a little advice..?

How exactly am I supposed to roast Jesus’ nuts over an open fire? Is there a specific apparatus I need for that?

Nail them to a stick. That seems to be what he’s in to.

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4 Responses to “OK, so an an atheist, I thought I’d try to get into this Christmas thing this year, but need a little advice..?”

  1. Use a crucifix.
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  2. Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ on January 1st, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    First, you’ll need a nutcracker…
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    (((Footy)))

  3. rofl
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  4. Jesus is my Gardener on January 1st, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Nail them to a stick. That seems to be what he’s in to.
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